Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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