woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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