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(831): View more from California

Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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(706): View more from Georgia

In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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(360): View more from Washington

You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.

(1-360): View more from Washington

I'm puking in a turkey pan....

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?

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(818): View more from California

You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.

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