Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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