I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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