the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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