Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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