Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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