my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dear god my vagina.
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