He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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