i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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