Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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