The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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