Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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