Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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