Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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