i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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