I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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