I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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