And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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