Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
its not stalking. its research.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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