please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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