I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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