their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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