I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
the raccoons are back...
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