it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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