You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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