hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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