she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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