Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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