Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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