Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Randomize
