You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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