STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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