Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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