she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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