Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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