He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Im part way to drunk.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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