Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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