so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is it penis luge time yet?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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