The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Come see our sink grown plant.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
