If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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