i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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