i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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