I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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