I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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