whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The air was thick with penises
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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