Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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