guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
