we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He passed out mid-signature
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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