"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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