wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
