the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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