I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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