end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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