Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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