new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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